change of name....

[Herman Hessian (Crab Kings GM)]

clearly, although being the finest franchise in NHL history, the Hartford Whalers are going to prove a little staid for such a cutting edge set up as this new league (memo: name for the league needed !)

i'm considering a transcontinental move away from the eastern seaboard, either going for a hockey-ready city that's constantly ignored in expansion talks, or an as yet untapped small market

it's either the Seattle Sasquatch, or the Unalaska Crab Kings (as in Deadliest Catch - plus i could use that cool old Islanders fisherman logo - heh) - depends who can come up with the best relocation package - let the bidding commence.....

[Mac (Sloths)]

in the UK, there is a town called Crotch Crescent. you could be the Crotch Crescent Ball Sacs

[Mac (Sloths)]

also in UK, there is a town called Wet Wang. i think you can come up with a nickname for that

or in pennsylvania, there is a town called Bird-in-Hand, you could be the Bird-in-Hand Bushwackers

[Mac (Sloths)]

idaho has a town called Slickpoo. you could be the Slickpoo Crap shooters

[Crapitano (Vikings GM)]

Haha I like the suggestions! Found this link, I don't think you have to do a lot of looking there for a funny name.

www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/Cities.html

[Herman Hessian (Crab Kings GM)]

Seattle is way too dull - i never did particularly enjoy Frasier (although I would have greatly enjoyed Daphne, given the chance...), so it's time to bring the NHL to the Aleutian Islands (I can't believe I've thought of this before Bettman - has to be a more viable franchise than Atlanta or Phoenix) - with due deference to the people of Brandon, and the crews of the Northwestern, Wizard and so on, perhaps you would all be kind enough to prepare to be soundly beaten by the Unalaska Crab Kings - if admin could make the appropriate changes, would be appreciated

[Matt (Legionnaires GM)]

So, it's the Unalaska Crab Kings then? xD